why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.
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WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE
I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good
I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line
Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.
all i ever wanted out of life tbh
if u sleep with a bra on first of all why second of all how
Remember that time the 12th doctor tried to take the TARDIS
headcannon in which that was actually 12 playing a joke on his past self
or he wanted to see donna again
There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I looking for-“
- no one
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."
you are the future
australia gifted the royal baby a pet crocodile that was born on the same day as the royal baby and thus has also been named george. theyre twins. the royal baby has a twin pet crocodile and im so jealous im fuming
australo-reptilian conspiracy to place a croc on the throne
today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table
ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”)
and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air
like you can think i’m lying, i would, but
ARE THOSE BACKUP DANCERS
sorry it’s not perfect, it’s hand edited :)
omg this is amazing
Hey, put on a coat! It’s like 20 degrees outside!
aww, someone made snow angles
what acute picture
Reblog if you would watch Doctor Who even if there was no romantic dynamic between the Doctor and their companion.
IT IS ACTUALLY BETTER THIS WAY
UNLESS IT’S ROSE.
IF THEY BROUGHT ROSE BACK AND THERE WAS NO DYNAMIC, I MIGHT THROW A FIT.
UNLESS SHE WAS LIKE, A KID.
My college did this thing today where they laid out the backpacks of students who have committed suicide. This is just a small portion of some of them. On top of the backpacks was a brief summary of who they were. Some backpacks even had things in them that bypassers could look at. Don’t ignore the signs of others.
Oh my god